All News is News... sortaSomewhere in the Rocky Mountains - In a tragic scene of Art gone bad, a painting exploded in the studio of a local Artist. At 2:39 PM paramedics were called to 5208 Goblins Castle Road by a concerned neighbor who heard an explosion and noticed paint splatters on all the windows. "I would have gone inside, but it looked too nasty" said the neighbor, who wished to remain anonymous, "I thought it best to let the professionals deal with it, after all that's what we pay taxes for." Arriving emergency personal found what appeared to be the Artist slumped back in a chair in front of an easel, a grimace on his paint covered face. Police unofficially believe that the painting exploded due to the inexperience of the Artist, saying "It appears he mixed Ultra Marine Blue with Thio Blue, something experienced Artist never do above 8500' sea level and here we are at 9600, poor b-----d didn't stand a chance." Investigators found several other paintings with this color combination, noting that it was just pure luck he had lasted this long. The Artist name is being withheld until the notification of next to kin.
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